Bat-Cheese stared at the two cheeses on the floor wondering who Doctor Cheese was.
“WHY?!?” Martian Cheesehunter pounded on the Doctor and while he was taking him down, the Doctor reached into his pocket and grabbed the Sonic Sandwhicher, a device that could open any lock and mess with any technology. He zapped the Martian with it and all of a sudden, the Martian shrunk down to the point where he was about an inch tall. The Doctor laughed and said, “Silly Martian, I put the shrinker chip in you while I was rescuing you.” Bat-Cheese thought he was hearing things but when he knelt down to the ground, he started to make out the noises. They were words! The Martian was talking but instead of his usual low voice, all he heard were what sounded like soft giggles.
Bat-Cheese burst out laughing, but he stopped as he realized that Cheeseface wasn’t there anymore. “Where’d Cheeseface go!” Bat-Cheese panicked. The Doctor all of a sudden stopped chuckling and said, “We have to go get him or…” Bat-Cheese was confused, “Or what?” The Doctor put on an unsure face and said, “Tonight’s the night he would have broke into Arkham Asylum. But, you stopped him. But… Paradox!” His face turned from worried to scared. “We need to get in the Tardis now, or Gotham City isn’t going to be here in a week.”
Bat-Cheese asked while The Doctor was pulling him along, “What’s the Tardis?” The Doctor replied by saying, “It’s a magical blue-box that’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. It can travel through space and time.” Bat-Cheese, being a cheese of logic didn’t believe him. “Sure it is…” They all got into the box, including the Martian, and went back in time to the part where The Doctor got his Sonic Sandwhicher out. They stood by the doorway, watching themselves. “Wow.” Bat-Cheese gasped. The Doctor quickly turned everyone around but then remembered something. “Oh yeah, this is the aprt where I put the Martian back to his normal size.” He pulled out The Sandwhicher and zapped him back to normal size. He started to walk back to the Tardis, “Ok Cheeses, we have one week to get rid of all the criminals on the streets, put all the escapee’s back in thier cell’s and capture Cheeseface.” Bat-Cheese put on a smirk, “I could do all that in a day.” he boasted. The Doctor turned around and said, “Actually, if I hadn’t have messed up time, it would have taken you 8 days and the city would be wiped of the face of the Earth. So yeah, you need me.” The Martian frowned, I don’t want to work with you!” The Doctor said without turning around, “I don’t want to work with you either, but we have to do this or Gotham City will become a pile of ashes.”
End Of Issue Two