So as you may have heard, riley and I are writing a bunch of songs. Some comedy, so serious, and some just fun. So Here is one I just wrote called Advertisement Re-advisement about how much I hate ads. Hope you enjoy!
Also, our site has been getting a lot of traffic and I wanna say thank you! With this luck we will surpass our best year of views; 2014.
*knock on wood*
Anyways back to the song
Advertisment Re-advisement
We gather here today to discuss a topic that troubles us all
An issue that occurs whenever we watch football
Advertisments plague us daily
From orange juice to a new ukulele
Everything they want us-to buy
We don’t expect perfection
But we certainly need correction
Cause some of these ads-just make no sense
For instance
They want us to buy pizza thats hot
So they fly a spaceship across time and space, why not
To get our fill of vitamin c
They plead
‘Please buy our powder
To give you extra power’, good grief
The ads are sometimes totally zany and there are so many that i’ll go crazy
so we need a solution today
Because advertisments annoy us all the way
With movie stars and serene pathways
That somehow become a chevy commercial
Instrumental stuff
Well,
Halftime hits and we go for dip, we got guacamole and some nice corn chips
We settle back in to watch the program but all we see are solutions to paper jams
The game is really heatin up
Will it be the broncos or falcons who take home the cup
The snap is clean the throw is good
But an ad comes on to stain treat wooooooood
Instrumental stuff
We all know that ads are how you stay in business
But right now all we need to do, is end this
Because
Advertisements plague us constantly
With guests like rob lowe and sean connery
So we need some advertisement re-advisement now
Yes we need some advertisement re-advisement now
Yes we need some advertisement, re-advisement NOW
Thank you so much for reading, and as I always say:
A dollar isn’t worth ten dimes, ten dimes are worth a dollar
I’m going to be working on a new song tonight.
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