*there’s a dimension of darkness where you are left in the confines of your mind which will either give you the strangest, most terrifying, unbelievably good things, or just nothing at all. It’s a nightly sanctuary, or just wasted time. You can’t decide*
I just realized how poetic my theatrical little section is today.
This week’s been kind of FANTTASTTICCCCCCC *jumps around like crazy, flailing my arms*
Seriously, it’s one of the crazily rare weeks where I’m happy for the whole duration of it. That basically never happens to me, but it did this time!
Because of ‘undisclosed reasons’ though, so I can’t actually say anything.
BUT: I have a bunch of random stuff to talk about because i’m fEeLiNg RanDoM and giddy and everything along those lines.
I’m suffering from a very messy bedhead at the moment! Not like you can actually tell, but that’s just life. Have you ever tried salt and vinegar chips with chocolate? It’s really good.
I just realized my totally adorable pitbull mix dog named Petey with a heart shaped spot on his side left his toy in my room, so I must go return it to him, because I’m a kind-hearted human.
What else is there to talk about besides smoothly transitioning from subjects that relate nothing to each other?
OH RIGHT!
My music taste at the moment is filled with a plethora of romance songs for no reasons at all. For example, one that I really like that was released a week ago is “Love” by Lana Del Rey. How she sings the word ‘love’ is just so beautiful. I’m not the biggest fan of her voice, but I like “Love” and “Young and Beautiful”. She’s got the voice for romance.
On a completely different note, when you’re really angry, my go-to song for some reason which was the rockiest song I liked for a long time before I got into pop-rock music is “Got Dynamite” By Demi Lovato.
Nothing else to talk about!
Actually, I had said another thing, but I realized I probably shouldn’t have said it…so?
SAYONARA. Have wonderful lives, biscuits.
Stay happy, stay true, and keep that happiness with you.
That was real poetic.
-Victoria
*you were not expecting a post today. Really Weird Account unnerves you*
Congratulations on a good week! [confetti] good weeks are my favorite type of weeks. 🙂
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*trips because the confetti surprised me* why thank you! I haven’t had one in a while, so having one was nice!
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[apologizes and attempts to kick away the confetti] you’re welcome! i know how it feels. it’s awesome to finally have a good week after months of absolute crap, even if it’s one little thing. hope your next week is just as good!
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No need to apologize, I trip over air xD. Thanks a bunch!
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finally! at least i’m not alone. i have the skill to fall while standing still. ((that rhymes eyyyyyy))
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I literally fell up a mountain once XD not all the way up of coarse, but still…
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I fall everywhere, so it’s dangerous for my health. My friends can tell you how much of a struggle the stairwell is at school xD And then you have the video of me in slow-motion falling off a stool several times, but the highlight being that I fell while doing a backflip because the stool threw me backwards!
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Lol, wish I could see that video- uh, I mean, sorry you fall so much hehe. But seriously, I’m such a klutz.
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Haha xD
I’m such a clutz too!
*tries to high five you, but we just fall into each other*
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Ow! Well, t least I already had a bruise there…
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in elementary school, we went on a nature hike up a hill. we were getting to a pretty steep part and i tripped and landed on a pile of leaves and slid a foot back down. everyone laughed.
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I had a lot of embarrassing moments when I went to camp last year. When we were all tubing, I literally fell out like five times, and I ended up walking to the landing where it ended… That was probably my most embarrassing moment.
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Mine was by far the video because it’s video proof of how clumsy I am! But once in class I forgot my folder, so I stood up to leave to get it when I fell straight forward, almost onto my face, but resulting in a huge bruise on my arm! xD Everybody laughed at me….I should be accustomed to that by now, though…
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Aw, that sucks. My friends never laughed (at least not to my face) tbh, I kinda wish they just did it to my face…
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I laugh at myself while others laugh with me. I bet i’m pretty hilarious. It’s okay, I don’t mind, but being clumsy is a pain in the butt sometimes!
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Ikr!
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haha i have bad experiences in the water related areas as well. getting out of the pool is an absolute nightmare.
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Lol, at least you can swim….
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SAME. I can’t swim to save my life.
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I can sorta swim, I just have sensitive eyes so I have to wear goggles… And I wouldn’t swim in water past my neck to save my life…
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I panic in water that goes over my neck. I struggle breathing. I’m no swimmer.
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Oh! That reminds me, when I was at camp, I was the only girl that couldn’t swim… I had to wear a life vest 😭
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I remember having to do a swimming test at the YMCA. I tried twice two different years and I failed both times because I just can’t swim! One difference was that, in one YMCA thing, you had to do a test to swim in 5 feet, while the other one had 12 feet.
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In our swimming test, you had to swim about 20 feet, and halfway through you have to swim under this tube thing
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EHHHHHHHH. NUUUUU. I panic swimming with my head just above the water!
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i guess you’re right. i wouldn’t suggest it to anyone suffering from suffering from chronic falling disorder, though. the number of times i have bruised my shins falling on wet ground/getting out of the pool/diving is sad
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I’m never without bruises!
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hooray for bruise covered humans! i play volleyball as well. i’ve absolutely demolished a pair of knee pads already and i’m going through another one.
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I don’t sport.
Me+sport=more disaster
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i do sport. however, the equation is unchanged. i also accidentally might have sprained a girls ankle in volleyball but no one needs to know that.
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ohh woowwww
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you didn’t hear this from me and you will not speak of this.
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I suck at all manner of sports.
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Hurrah! Me too!
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🚹+⚽🏈🏉🏀🎾🎳+👥=☠
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in volleyball at least, they call falling “aggressive.”
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I basically die every time I try to do a flip lmao Xd
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“i signed up for swimming, not underwater gymnastics…”
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“Excuse me? Yes, I like swimming, but I prefer to do it above water, thank you.
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oh dear [flashbacks to my tumbling/gymnastics years and shivers]
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Have you ever done splits?
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right, left, and middle. this was like five years ago.
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*curls into a ball*
this probably wasn’t towards me but i’m one of the most inflexible people.
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I used to be flexible. Now I’m a stiff metal pole thingy
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I’m twinning with you
Fellow stiff metal pole thingy buddy
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#stiffsquad
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I LOVE HOW I’M UNITING THE CLUMSIES!
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klutz clique
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Yas!
The humans who seem to be unable to walk straight!
Hurrah!
*attempts to clink your glass but falls over and spills your drink over me*
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cheers! yeah idk about you but i walk pretty gay if you know what i mean
[apologizes again and attempts to help you up but knocks over a table]
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*stutters* uh, uh, sorry about that, *clumsily attempts to wipe your shirt* *falls forward and snacks you in the with napkin by accident*
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Hahah!
*tries to pull myself up, but I knock my head on the table you knocked over, so i’m still on the floor*
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i actually used that once when someone asked me why i walked weird. she told me to walk straighter. i told her that i couldn’t “ew, are you queer lmao” “yes”
[apologizes many times over. the apologizing is getting tiring. i avoid the mess. i fall on top of it.]
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*true to help you up* *falls down next to you*
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*I just lay there, deciding that if I just don’t move then no other accidents will happen*
Don’t apologize, fren! It happens to the best of us!
Also, omg xD
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[apologizes for apologizing. the universe hates us. we realize that we are seated right next to a door. the door opens. chaos ensues.]
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Maybe we should call 911… I broke my phone last week when I tripped over my cat, will you do it?
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*reaches for the door, but the door hates me and the world has it out for people like us. One of my shoelaces catches on a table and I fall into the door*
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[one of my own shoelaces gets caught on yours. how did this happen? i don’t even have shoelaces.]
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How DID this happen, I’m not even wearing shoes…
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[illuminati]
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*gravity hates as we know it, so you trip on things you didn’t even know existed. Maybe you have invisible shoelaces, or shoelaces in a different dimension that you don’t see in this one*
*I squirm on the floor to try to reach my phone until I realize that it flew out of my pocket and is across the room*
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[the invisible shoelaces should explain a lot of tripping. i try and help you. whipping out my phone, i try and recall the number for 911…]
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Wait! Are we in a hotel?
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I don’t know, where are we????
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are we????? [more illuminati]
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Oh! I vote an idea! Whe say Help in Morse code , and den somebuddy will save us!
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YES let’s do that!
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Hey, do you know Morse code? Cause I don’t.
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Nope……..
Crap…….
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great idea! however, i do not know morse code but am all wiling to communicate in wing dings.
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Whas dah?
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⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎
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I have no curfew! But I does have a bedtime…
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i mean that I have to get off electronics by 10…it’s 10:02
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Sowwy for keeping you up… Bai fren
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Baiiiiiiiiiii
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i should probably go too. i need to wake up at five am tomorrow to kill more people in volleyball.
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Lol, okay
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bai fren.
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Happy killing!
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…and may the odds be EVER in your favor!
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My people, i’m sorry, but I must abandon this conversation of clumsiness. Electronic ‘curfew’
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farewell, brave soldier. best wishes in your travels. i pray to all of the gods that you will not fall in the midst of eve once again.
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farewell, brave partner. you mustn’t worry, i will fall in the midst of eve again.
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very well then. best wishes on thy fair maiden’s journey of the night.
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Should we just worm our way to your phone? Or is screaming for help a better option…
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I think if we move any more, the air around us will implode and only more things will go wrong.
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So scream?
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Yep!
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Ahhhhhhh….! *Sound waves shatter chandelier above us, chandelier falls, barely missing our heads*
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Maybe we can make bird noises, and then a mama bird will hear us and come through the window and carry us to safety.
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