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Poetry Because I’m Bored



Poems don’t always have to rhyme

So this one doesn’t


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Doesn’t use proper parallel structure

Challenges the form


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A structured format

Comforts all of the readers

So let’s change it up





I can’t do it

I have to say as I always say

What I always say

When I always say it

Something random

Build the brand up

Why did you say brand up

You could’ve said fandom

Or even Miranda

What about Panda

Heck, try Hand up

But you went with brand up

So that’s the conclusion

Of my delusion


Comments below


Which poems your fav

It gives me more views

Like Flavor Flav

Wait a minute

Let’s get some delay

Critical Jamie

To save the day

He just rhymed fav

With flavor flav

Basically the same

I’m sick of this game

I’m out


9 thoughts on “Poetry Because I’m Bored

  1. i wanna be the very best
    like no one ever was
    to get the views is my real test
    to bathe in the applause

    rileys backpack

    i will travel across the land
    Searching far and wide
    teaching you to understand
    that your name has too many syllables rileys backpack does not fit in with the song change your name please also what rhymes with inside

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