Poems
Poems don’t always have to rhyme
So this one doesn’t
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The Chemical formula for success
The easiest way to beat the best
You want to top all others in views
Well listen up, here’s the news
James Blonde has the key
Believe it or not, it’s quite easy
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The Perfect Morning
Wake up right on time
Get ready..have a good day
Yeah right, in your dreams
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Good Mythical Morning at 5 in the morning
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BuzzFeed time, out of rhymes
…
School day wasted
In a world without politics..
Maybe those rich women-hating homophobes known as the entire Republican party will let us get some work done.
In a world without the 1st amendment..
I would get arrested for that joke.
In a world without sarcasm..
That would be hypocritical
In a world without parallel structure..
This wouldn’t be as profound
#justrelatablethings
Go to the gym once
Believes he’s the next Mr. Universe
Panders to people
Gets views
Doesn’t use proper parallel structure
Challenges the form
The end of the post
A structured format
Comforts all of the readers
So let’s change it up
Farewell
Okay.
I can’t do it
I have to say as I always say
What I always say
When I always say it
Something random
Build the brand up
Why did you say brand up
You could’ve said fandom
Or even Miranda
What about Panda
Heck, try Hand up
But you went with brand up
So that’s the conclusion
Of my delusion
Comments below
Which poems your fav
It gives me more views
Like Flavor Flav
Wait a minute
Let’s get some delay
Critical Jamie
To save the day
He just rhymed fav
With flavor flav
Basically the same
I’m sick of this game
I’m out
Riley's Backpack 
The perfect morning just doesn’t exist in my book xD
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The “In a World Without…” ones
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Yeah those were my proudest
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Good job!
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i wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
to get the views is my real test
to bathe in the applause
rileys backpack
i will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
teaching you to understand
that your name has too many syllables rileys backpack does not fit in with the song change your name please also what rhymes with inside
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Try ‘The Backpack!’
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sadly doesn’t have the same effect
also that does not rhyme with inside
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I cracked up laughing at the without politics one.😀
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