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Clash Of Clans (a review)

Clash of Clans. If you don’t know it, get out from under that rock. Today I discuss my thoughts on the game and recent updates to it.

When I first started playing Clash of Clans in the fall of 2015, there was only Town Hall 10. By the time I was a decent Town Hall 7, Town Hall 11 was released, with the Grand Warden. At that time, I was obsessed with Clash of Clans. But In recent updates, Clash has taken a turn for the worst.

Supercell made a major update about a month after Town Hall 11. The Grand Warden became less powerful,  attacks had less time, Air Defenses had bad aesthetics, and Valkyries were overpowered. This was around when Clash Royale was released, but that’s another post. At this time, Clash of Clans lost a lot of players/YouTubers. In my opinion, a real low point for Clash of Clans.

Supercell released a new update that balanced troops and made troops like dragons and spells take half as long to train. I feel like Clash of Clans is just trying to please more people by making things easier. But the game is going stale.


That’s the post cheeses. I’m still taking suggestions for the Cheesy Merch, so leave your ideas in the comments. Leave a like if you like, and be sure to follow this blog to see more amazing posts.

Also, OY30, you always like my posts. Thanks for that, but also please take the time to write a comment. I know you want that Cheesy Merch :). Thanks!

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Posting Schedule (and reactivation)

Yes that’s right I am finally reactivating as an author! Because I am about to leave for summer holiday (sorry, I love sounding British), and next year I won’t have that much work I will be able to post a lot and hopefully get a lot of action on this blog.


I have plans for this blog. Big plans.

Creepiness aside, I have a list of goals for the blog.

Cheesy Merch

I am hoping that eventually we will have enough support and enough fans to justify a Cheesy Shop. Cheesy T-Shirts, Cheesy Cups, and Cheesy Posters.

Mmmmm…cheese *drooling sound*

But if we get enough fan support and enough interest in it, then you can have your very own Cheesy Merch. Leave a comment about your thoughts on the merch and any Cheesy suggestions.

Posting Everyday

This is one of the most important things on this 2 thing list. I will try to be active and hilarious to generate attention for this blog and it’s authors. My Schedule (subject to change) is as follows.

Monday: Status Update and Announcements

Tuesday: Clash and/or Minecraft posts and Updates on YouTube

Wednesday: Series! I am planning a lot of series on YouTube (hint hint) and Wednesday will be our series day. But don’t worry! I will also be doing more series episodes, so keep reading!

Thursday: Just Posts :(. Yeah, even amazing middle-schooler’s have their limits.

Friday: Mystery Day! That’s right Cheeses, you have NO IDEA what is going to happen on Friday. You don’t know whether it’s going to be on Riley’s Backpack (Follow this blog to see if it’s here) on my or Riley’s YouTube channel’s (Follow those too) or on the bumper of a 95 Camaro (send to Cheese HQ, we’ll check).

Saturday: Break Day! I might post if I get likes on my other posts.

Sunday: YouTube Day! Another series video or a Let’s Play.

So that is my unnecessarily long post.

Be sure to Like this post (at least 5 if you want me to be active on Saturday) Follow this Blog, and follow Riley and me on YouTube, WordPress, and life (just kidding no stalkers).






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Clash of Clans – How to Win a War!

Ok, so the number one thing you must have if you ever want to win any war ever, it the complete and total participation of the top 70% of your war map. (Ex. 10 Person War = Top 7 use attacks)

Of course you’ll always want everyone to attack, but your good if you can get that 70%. So, now your thinking, all right, I have my participating members, now what do I do?

After you can make sure everyone can attack, make sure everyone knows how to attack. Make sure everyone follows the war plan and the attack for their TH level. Your plans should look something like this:

TH 6: Giant-Healer

TH 7: GiWiArch (Giants wizards archers) Dragons

TH 8: GoWiPe, GoHo, Hogs, Dragons, GiWiPe, GoVaLo

TH 9: Lavaloonion, GoWiPe, GoVaHo

TH 10+: GoValk, GoWiPe, Lavaloonion

So long as your people usually use these attacks when warring, they should win, if ya don’t know how to use an attack you see, look it up on YouTube, or wait till I finish my “How To Attack” guide.

Ok, so now your going, my people are using these attacks, but were still losing! Now here is your solution:


If you don’t use strategy, and your team attacks whoever they want, then you will lose. Here are a couple commonly used strategies:

Attack Your Number Then Clean Up: This seems like it would work everytime, but it doesn’t. There will be cases when your number is too hard and you will fail your clan and then you’ll try to clean-up, but all of them can be too hard as well!

Attack With Common Sense: This is commonly seen in clan descriptions but the problem with this one is that it has no structure. Common sense can direct someone to attack higher if they think they can take it, but they actually cannot. People often just attack whoever they want when they use this strategy, and it results in a loss most times.

First Attack 3-Star, Second Attack Clean Up: In my eyes, this is the best strategy a clan can use, as it lowers morale for the other clan if all your first attacks are down and three stars. Once they get their definite three star done, they look at the replays of the people who didn’t get three stars, and figure out how to disarm it with a different attack. Here’s an example:

First Attacker: GoWiPe, finds all the giant bombs and finds the clan castle troops and how to lure, but can’t do it.

Second Attacker: GoHo, triggers giant bombs while luring the clan castle, and destroys the troops and three stars easily since they have inside knowledge.

Ok, now your starting to win a few wars, but your up against a mismatched clan now, what do you do?
Whenever Polar Cheese gets matched up against a much better clan, I make sure to get most of my clan members on at the start of the war and get them all to attack at once. Think of the havoc it will cause on the other side, if they wake up to a score of 0-27, in your favor. This lowers morale and will make most of the members on the other side want to give up, and if they don’t they won’t try as hard because they think they are going to lose the war anyways.

This has been DumCheese’s guide on destroying the other clan  in war, 29-0! Thank youuuuu!

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The Wrong Number


Two dudes join my clan

One asks for Lvl 3 hogs

The other has Lvl 1 hogs

He donates them, says this, leaves

and the whole time I’m laughing at the both of em

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I’m Alive

It has been roughly a month since I posted (besides I’m Dead), and i’m sarry bout that.

Here’s a five second recap

Sick for two weeks

Quit track team (cause I missed so much)

To Oak Ridge!

Maybe Batman V Superman tomorrow?

Uh anyways..

I made more YouTube videos, all redstone crap. I’d personally like to thank

Martha: BE ALIVE
Joseph: BE ALIVE
Alexander: BE ALIVE
and OY30!

for making me alive

Everyone lookit those videos so I get more views so I can become a YT God!

Clash of Clans and Minecraft News Ahead!

In Clash of Clans, me and yeo223’s clan, Polar Cheese reached Level 5, so we all get a troop donate upgrade (Ex. I have level 5 wizards, when I give them to someone, they become level 6 for them)

I will be discussing the fate of Minespud in the next post ;-;

Thanks for reading, if you are actually still reading at this point, go check out my YT channel, leave a like and comment n stuff!


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Clash of Clans – Another couple of wins :D

Last war, the final score was 30 to 13, our favor. We three starred every single base on the map, and they failed on our bases. This war is a 15v15 though, so there are more bases to three star. That doesn’t really stop us from getting 2/3 of the stars needed in the first hour and a half. Right now there is four hours left in the war and we are leading with 43-42. Their number two player hasn’t used any attacks though, so we might lose. All though if all goes well we will win! I’ll post later on whether or not we win or not!


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900th post!!

Were on our 900th post. That means that sometime in the next couple months we will hit 1000 posts. That’s only if I remember to post every other day.

Well yesterday I had track again, we only did 15 of the stair laps. But to make up for that, he sent us out to the soccer field and told us to run 10 laps.

Turns out 10 laps is a lot more than I thought it was. I had to take a couple breaks, but I looked at my friend Harry’s fitness watch, he ran 2.3 miles, and I ran 1.5. So my legs were super sore after that, so of course it was stretch time.

Now for the Polar Cheese news! So our clan is really getting better, were attracting more and more people. Even though we lost the last 3 wars, spirits are high and we are up against a Level One clan this time so it should be really easy to beat them. Also their bases are very weak against hog attacks, as I can see where the giant bombs will be easily.

I haven’t really had the time to play Minecraft on my computer a lot lately, but I have been playing Terraria on my iPad. I have my Titanium sword and full Mytrhil armor. At the moment, I’m waiting for a Solar Eclipse so I can get a Broken Hero’s sword, so I can get a True Night’s Edge!

Since it’s the 900th post, I’m trying to cram everything I can into this, even though I don’t have much news since my last post. Although last night I did redownload Pencil, which is an animation program that I used to make my other Dum Cheese cartoons, which unfortunately got lost when I deleted most of my YouTube videos. Soon i’ll have some more animation to share with you guys, but for now its just a yellow square waving his arms around in a loop xD

Also on the YouTube channel, I’ll be posting some of the Redstone Minecraft videos that I make when I don’t have internet at my house.

I know this post has kinda been all over the place, but I wrote it all down because I could!

If your a loyal follower of the holy cheese, make sure to like and comment n stuff!



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On Clash of Clans, my hog riders finally finished upgrading to Level Three! I tried a Hog attack and they are OP! I think I will be able to three star in war a lot more than I used to while using GoWiPe or Loonion. The only problem is how much dark elixir it costs to train a Hog army.

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Tons of New People in Polar Cheese!

Recently, we have been getting a lot of new people in our clan. Last night alone, we got some not rushed TH Tens and Nines. It’s actually kind of disturbing considering our war record. I think it’s something like 60 loss’s, 12 wins. But nevertheless we are a Level Four clan, called Polar Cheese, with a black flag.

Come and join us todaaaaaay!!

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Fallout Shelter – A Video Game Review

Fallout Shelter

Took me long enough to gather the energy to get out of the quick posts and actually write a review. I have been lazy for a while. All though myself I liked my Legendary stories about beating the teacher and raising a grade almost 30 points.

Anyway, were not here to read me talk about old posts, were here to read a review.

I got this game around November I think. That was back when I had, shudder, wifi, so I wasn’t playing it at all pretty much compared to Clash of Clans or talking to my friends. In the start of the game you learn that you are the Overseer of this vault, the goal is to grow it until, well I haven’t gotten that far. You start off with a couple Dwellers (People), and you  can assign them to rooms to produce Water, Food, or Power for the rooms. You have to have a minimum of each resource or else people can die of starvation or dehydration and the rooms stop doing stuff if there’s not enough power.

By the way, once the Nuclear Apocalypse happened, money was abandoned and was replace by Soda Bottle caps..

More Dwellers will come in from the wasteland after time. (Did I mention this is set in the world of Fallout 4?) Its actually quite a big game and if your not careful you could get addicted. Luckily I’m careful. There ends up to be lots of other stuff like these robots that collect stuff for you, and if  you put a male and a female together in the Living Quarters they reproduce and give you another Dweller.

Some Dwellers are special in their skills. You can tell their highest skill by looking at the little bar graph once you click on em. There are rooms you can build once your higher level that can train skills. The skills directly influence how they work in production rooms. Perception helps Water producing rooms, Agility helps food, and Strength helps power.

There are also raiders that can invade your vault and plunder your riches. To stop them from coming you’ll need weapons right? You can get weapons from these little grab bags called Lunchboxes that you can buy or earn. I earn mine. You can also send Dwellers into the Wasteland to gather weapons, clothes, and caps.

You can download this on the App Store and the other stores that I don’t know the name of.

By the way I don’t own this game or the picture, but I do own the review 😀

There’s way to much for me to cover in one post, and you probably didn’t read to all the way down here anyway. If you read all the way to the bottom say so in the comments so I know who my true friends are *stares ominously at you* AHAHAHA Just kidding anyone who leaves a like or comment or goes to the page to view other posts thank you for reading this review!