I miss the old rileys backpack..

reddit.com/r/truerileysbackpack-fans/

Posted by differences_between-dumcheeseheroes_rileysbackpackstyle

Now days all Riley does is take time to create quality music and expand his roster of authors to include friends that also create quality posts.

Who else longs for the days where Riley would post MineCraft updates and origami pictures. Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style fell by the wayside as new authors joined and Free Lunch, Poetry, and *shudders* Life and You became prevalent. Moo and other cow noises stopped as like begging started as rileys backpack fell from glory.

And who knows where it ends? One day it might just become Riley’s Backpack (with apostrophe).

So where this decline start?

I think the beginning of the end was when James Blonde joined the blog. Almost immediately he began to engage with readers, start side, projects, and try to out pace the original author Riley. As more authors filled out the roster the posts have gotten better written and better reviewed.

When we used to come to rileysbackpack.wordpress.com we didn’t want some obnoxious podcast logo, some great music and podcasts, and a commercialized .com. We wanted the counter-culture minecraft, origami, and dum cheese we all knew and loved with a .wordpress proudly in the middle!

.In conclusion, I don’t read rileys backpack anymore and you shouldn’t either.

Out with the news, in with the mOOOOOs.

*skit over*

So I’ve been on kind of a satire writing kick and I don’t know if people actually get/want it. So comment if you would like mixed in satirical, parody, or sketch-like posts. Or maybe you would prefer just my schedule. Just comment.

So thanks and as I always say:

The podcast isn’t bad its amazing link here comment like subscribe feed my empiiiiiiiiiiiiire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Advertisement

Happy 2017 Everybody! Plus 299 Followers!

*cheers*

For the record, we are actually only at 299 followers, so i’m not sure why Jamie put out that post saying we were at 300 lol.

But for the amazing milestone of 299, I’ve noticed something amazing. Today, go and check your computer to see what the date is. It will say 1/1/17, in meaning how 1+1+17*15.7368421053=299. Isn’t that a crazy coincidence, that OUR blog is at 299 followers, and that simple math sentence of the date equals 299?

Heheh, horrible jokes aside, thanks for bringing me this far guys.

Alas, it’s time for a poll!

For the New Year, i’m reviving two series! And you guys get to vote on which ones are resurrected from the grave :D. You get three votes apiece because WordPress wouldn’t let me give you two..

Whichever two series have the most votes in three days get to come back for weekly or biweekly posting!

Thanks for reading to the bottom and don’t forget to vote ;D

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

The World Without Dum Cheese

Hello people, today I actually have a sort-of entertaining post for you. Or at least in my opinion.

Recently I have been contemplating what the world might be like if when I was 8, I had never walked to my desk and created the yellow square that has evolved to become the comic character we all know and well, yeah. I don’t think anyone LOVES Dum Cheese. Let’s start looking at the consequences in my life of what had happened before we look at the larger scope of the world, and the near-apocalyptic effects that would ensue.

DumCheese, dumcheese, or Dum Cheese has literally been every username for anything I do online. Evidence of such is that this post is written by dumcheese. My Minecraft username is DumCheese, and so is my Clash of Clans, Clash Royale, my email has dumcheese in it, but i’m not going to give my email away here because that’s a good way to get spammed. Not to mention this blog was only created because I wanted to show everyone my crappy MS paint pictures of Dum Cheese. So you wouldn’t even be here.

My life would be drastically different, and I would probably be really boring without a way to write down stuff for the world. Without creating Dum, I wouldn’t have ever made a blog. Or maybe if I did it would be some boring blog. Like this one. But we aren’t here to make fun of my past endeavors are we?

Let’s just use this nifty cheestal ball I found in my fridge to take a gander into the future, and see what kind of a world we would have without Dum.

Now if I had never created Dum Cheese, I never would have started drawing at all, so I wouldn’t have won that art contest in fourth grade. If I hadn’t won the art contest, I wouldn’t have had enough confidence to tell the girl I liked that I liked her. If I hadn’t done that, I would have become even MORE of an introvert, and I wouldn’t have gone to Isaac Litton Middle School, which is a pretty social place, but would have followed my friend Seth to Meigs Middle School. Once at Meigs, I would have made a major scientific breakthrough with Seth, and we would have become some of the richest kids in the world. And more than 75% of that money would have gone towards charities to help the poor and unprivileged.

It looks like it would have been better if Dum had never been created.. now let me go back in time to fix that 😀

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Food World #9

Peppermint Boot Camp

Writing The Longest Post Of ALL TIME!!

For those of you who don’t remember back when I started this in May, I decided I was going to write the longest post on Rileys Backpack yet. As of finishing this prologue right now, the final word count is 2134.

So that’s right, you read me. Today we are going to see if we can write the longest post of all time about everything I can scour my brain to write about while I’m doing this.. So let’s start, the time is 12:37, and I’m in Math Class. We were doing Map Testing but I finished it yesterday.

So.

Now I pretty much have the entire period to do whatever it is I wish to do.

I’ve been thinking and I’m wondering if there is any website you can use that is specifically geared towards writers featuring their writings live, like as they type it their followers can watch the page, see them develop ideas and such. Anyways I just thought it would be kind of cool. NEXT!!

So I’ve been practicing a lot of soccer after school now, and I figured out a way to build your stamina each day magnificently! I call it, the Cheestamina Effect!! Which sounds incredibly stupid because I just came up with it on the spot. Wait, scratch that name, let’s just call it “the thing from the swamp”. I’ve been using the thing from the swamp to help improve my stamina greatly. So here’s how the thing from the swamp works. I have a big back and front yard. I measured a distance from a telephone pole to a fence and its 90 feet (or 30 meters [pretty much]) So basically one run from the telephone pole and to the fence and back is one lap. For someone who was previously so unfit (such as myself), you have to start with a small number, like 7 or 9. So run that, then the next day run one more lap than before. Then one more the next. And so on. I’m at a really high number, so most days im running the equivalent of half a mile. Think about it. There and back is 180 feet, and a mile is 5210. So running only 14 is 2520, which is only a bit off of a half a mile. So if you do this, after a couple of days of stopping eating junk food and running with this system, you’ll be as fit as a fiddle. NEXT!!!!

I don’t know if I have mentioned this yet, but I am reading the Maze Runner series, and I’m on the Kill Order. I’m not going to spoil it, but all I have to say is (Spoiler Alert—– WHY DOES NEWT HAVE TO DIE ;-;—– Spoiler Alert) Sorry if you saw that before reading the spoiler alert. *sobs* I didn’t care about all the other people who die. NEXT!!

So a while ago me and my brother and sister started watching the show Lost, which is a drama about people who crash on a mysterious island. There are a ton of really interesting characters, and the best part about it is all the plot twists. In every season there is something new to fret about. The Others (the island’s natives)! The Hatch (4 8 15 16 23 42)! Charles Whitmore (Evil billionaire)!

That’s 500 Words.

And here’s another spoiler.. Up ahead… I highly recommend that if you haven’t seen the show you steer clear of the next sentence. I’m serious. Stop reading. I want you to watch the show and if you keep reading this you will never be able to enjoy it. Last warning. Why does Charlie have to die?? He could have just waltzed out, closed the stupid door and told Desmond himself that it’s not her boat. It was meaningless death! WHYY!!!

NEXT!!!!

I’m getting a bit tired of typing, I’ve been doing this for a good 20 minutes and i’m going to just continue this later. Also in the mean time i’ll post something about advertising in this post. Just like all special posts and everything more than five minutes long, it needs advertisement breaks to keep your skull from exploding. Welp, i’ll be back in a bit. Signing off at 650 words.

May 11th, 2016, 11:23

Heyo I’m back with the longest post of all time and now I have an advertisement to log into this so once I think the time is right i’ll add it in.

And

The

Time

Is

NOOOOWWWW
Ever wished you could find a good blog out there that posts reviews, tutorials, and gameplay a about all different kinds of games? Well then check out my blog at http://www.fnblogging.wordpress.com for the ultimate gaming experience!

Yea so there ya go Brandoboy. Today I’m going to be talking about absolutely nothing. I’m getting a bit (AKA EXTREMELY) bored of writing this. I feel like I should just import some material from before, but I can’t do that cause this has to be brand new writing. As you all know, I used to avidly play Minespud (a minecraft server with bending). The reason I stopped posting about it isn’t good. The server shut down and now I have nothing to do on minecraft, and because of this, I’ve pretty much stopped playing it for the time being. If any of you can think of a server I can play with factions and that isn’t too big, please recommend it in the comments below. Of course most of you won’t ever actually read this because your just going to read the top of the page, scroll waaaaay down to the bottom, and say “Oh yea I read it all!”. So if you actually read this bit in the middle, then say so by typing “Just 2 More” in the comments. Dang that’s 900 I’m getting reaaaaaal tired of writing this post.

I think i’ll go to a thousand and then stop for today. So. Clash of Clans. In this game, the clan Polar Cheese still thrives and we are getting really good at war. We are on a war win streak of 4 right now, and we are presently wrecking the next clan so soon it will be at 5. I’ve set up a new system to show who is the most important, War MVP and Donating Champ. I continuously win Donating Champ, and I try to pass around War MVP. That’s 1014 and I’m signing off for today. The time is 11:33.

I’m back, and it’s June 4th at 10:58 PM. I should probably be sleeping though. I’m on a pretty big losing streak on Clash Royale. But aside from that I’m in South Carolina right now, the night before the family reunion where there’s tons of food and family! I’m staying at my Great-Uncles house, and there’s wifi and cable 😌 xD. But yea there’s not much to talk about anymore. The dog that’s in this house starting freaking out earlier barking and he woke my brother and sister up. Such loudness :P. But he went to my moms room so were good now. I’m getting tired so I’m gone for now, cya signing off at 11:02!!

Jeez it’s Been months, I’m still doing this? Uhh

It’s now August 13th, i’m just here to add some to this forever going project. I plan to stop once we hit 5,000 words. But hey, thats probably not going to happen until next year. At the moment, I am working on LOTE (Land of The Elves). I’ve got the story and everything down, and by the time this post comes out, the game might be finished xD. Jamie has Undertale on his computer, we are doing Pacifist, and last night we got past Papyrus! Then we dated him..

My current interests are Twenty One Pilots, Undertale, Rileys Backpack, and jacksepticeye. On Pokemon Go, I am level 16, and my best current pokemon is a 1095 Vaporeon. Brendan is working on music for LOTE, and i’m about to go get a sandwhich. I’m getting ready to delete some pages, cause they are irrelevant. Pages like Video Games (And Other Games), and Clash of Clans War Records. I might restart War Records later once I have more war stuff to talk about. At the moment, our clan has a war win streak of 2 and it’s about to be 3 :D.

Welp, i’ll be back in a bit after my sandwich. I’m going to let my sister type in PINK.

HEY GO TO MY BLOG thepinkspace1 NOW.LIKE.SUBSCIBE. HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI OBI IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  CUTE I MISS WIFI DO U HAVE WIFI ———– LOL =D =D =D =D =D =D LOL .     OMG         OMG

Well that was weird. And it took her 10 minutes to do that… Do you mind if I just copy and paste something I wrote previously xD thats like 1,000 words? No.. I have to stay strong. Today I got 200 words done ;-;

BUT I”M NOT DONEEEE. whya why did that text turn gray lol. I never clicked for it to turn gray. I have to go for now.

3:50 August 13th. Here’s some LOTE details. Beware, kinda spoilers.

Area 1 is the House

In Area 1, you are Inside a house with thunderstorms raging outside, and your brother talking to you about how bored he is. He is younger than you , and his name is Prosper. He laughs, telling you he would find something to do. When he walks out of the room, the game explains the controls. On the wall is a drawing of Dum Cheese. The closet is full of clothes. There are two beds in the room, one is messy and one is clean. If you try to interact with the bed, you hear a growl. The hallway is mostly empty, aside from the blue rainbow painting. There are three doors, one leads to the kitchen, one to the basement, and one with Prospers speech bubble coming from, which is the bedroom. You are able to explore the house, but the basement door is locked. The key is hidden in a kitchen drawer, but the basement only holds a pingpong table, with a note on top and two paddles. To read note please see A1N1. The paddles can be picked up. If you go into the basement then leave, Prosper yells for you again, this time saying, ‘Hurry Up! What are you doing that’s so important??’

If you go back into the kitchen, in the drawer next to the oven, there is a totally dark photograph. For more information on that see A1P1. Also, stuck to the fridge is a note, which you can find more about at in A1N2. Once you (FINALLY) go into the next bedroom that Prosper is in, you see him making a suprised face at an elf who popped out of the sheets of the bed. He starts to talk in a language you don’t understand, and draws a blade, although he looks nervous about using it. Prosper backs away slowly, and you are given an option to fight him, offer him your lollipop, or back away. If you fight him, combat begins. If you offer him the lollipop, he grins in delight and crawls back under the covers. If you back away, he walks towards you uttering the same strange tounge, and you are forced into combat. Once you either defeat him, or bribe him away, your brother Prosper jumps into the bed and disappears under the covers. If you stay in the room for more than 30 seconds, once you go in, he asks what took you so long. You can either stay silent or say I was scared.

End of Area 1. Continue in Area 2.

That puts us at nearly 2000 words so far. Cya later…

It’s 3:24 August 26th. Looking back at that LOTE thing I put down, I kinda regret doing that, because this is posting sooner than one might think. But it’s not going to matter anyways because it’s gonna be a really long time until LOTE actually comes out. I mean, it doesn’t make any difference anyways, because nothing is really important in Area 1. Area 2 however..

I just wanna put this at 2,000 words, schedule it for next week and move on. I’m at 1970. Keep talking. Just gotta finish this strong! agh I have nothing to say to you. SAVE ME PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS!!

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

AND WE DID IT WERE AT SOME NUMBER ABOVE 2000. I feel bad about this because I look in my reader and see some of my writer friends do like 12,000 words in a post, which is insane, at least for me.

Welp thanks for reading, leave a comment if you want your ad put on. But other than ads i’m done with this. I feel if I had have put more work into this it would have been much longer, but instead I worked on it like every other two weeks. Nonetheless,

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Free Lunch #2

​Heylo everybody!

Hello Dr. Nick!!

Anyways, today I’m here with the brand new, fresh off the printers Free Lunch #2. So if you don’t know the rules, I just have to type for 5 minutes without stopping.

 annnnnnnnnnd

GO!

So last night I went to Live On The Green, a nashvillian free concert program, where I saw The Record Company and (forgot). It was pretty cool. On the ride home, I got to turn on my music in the car, and my choice matched my shirt. Did I mention I was wearing my new Twenty-One Pilots shirt? Yea it was cool. Also, James Blonde cancelled Wild Card Thursday for unknown reason. So go gripe at him in the comments of his most recent post. Yea I’m only 3 minutes in -_-

Continuing, tommorow I’m going to be putting out a new YT video, not sure of what It will be though, as I’m bad at brainstorming. While I have a minute left, let me take a moment to speak directly to OY30. I totally write better than I wrote when I was in 4th grade.. ILL PROVE IT..

As OY30 lost his grip on the slick metal ledge of Cheese Tower,  he began to plummet downwards, into THE LAND OF THE HATERRRRRSSSSS. DumCheese, laughing maniacally, went back into the dimly light hallway, waiting for power to come back on after the dramatic storm.

The End. My 5 minutes are up. Thanks for reading. OY30 feel free to burn in the comments 🙂

Food World #6

Unique Blogger Award

[Warning, this post is preeeeettttty long..]

Hello you theoretical readers, I GOT NOMINATED FOR AN AWARD FINALLY 😀

😀

But to be unique..

;d

Yea..

Well anyways, I got nominated by mah friend OY30. Who is HERE!

So heres the rules, directly copied from his post xD. But yea, thank god for copy n paste.

Thank the blogger who nominated you and include a link to their blog.

Answer their 3 questions.

Include one meme and one quote you really like.Nominate 8-13 bloggers to receive this award.Ask your nominees 3 UNIQUE questions.Add a link to the awards creator: that’s Kate Gold

BUT ANYWAYS.

His three questions to me were:

What is the deepest thought you have ever had?

If you could die and come back as an animal, what would you be?

If you could delete one thimg from this world, what would it be?

AND NOW, THE NEW HIT SHOW, ANSWERING QUESTIONS WITH METTATON!!!

(Undertale)

For the first question, I think the deepest thought I’ve ever thought was sonder, which is the realization that every passerby has a life as complicated as your own.

Second question is difficult, because I have a hard time deciding whether or not to be a Pidgeot or a Zapados. Oh wait you mean REAL animals heh.. I’d be a Bluejay, so I could fly high and be admired by people like me who sometimes want to fly. Plus I would get to be more like Mordecai from Regular Show.

And the third question, where I get to choose what to delete from the world, I choose to get rid of the idea of discrimination. Because reguardless of color, gender, or how much money you have, everyone deserves to be treated like a human being. How would you like it if you looked slightly different than everyone around you, and because of the WAY YOU WERE BORN, people might not want to be your friend, or they might not give you an equal job oppritunity. There are a lot of horrible people in the world, don’t become one by discriminating against anyone. If theres an unpopular kid in your class, befriend them. If you have a poor neighbor close to you, share at least a kind word everyday and I guarantee he will be a little bit richer, emotionally. Don’t be a racist, or a homophobe, or a stereotyper. Don’t discriminate.

*while typing this, forgets about award and thinks is just writing a post about being a better person*

Oh yea.. award.. Time to nominate 8-13 people, but I don’t know who hasn’t been nominated yet. So i’ll nominate some active followers..

zoe2600

toni1964blog

diariesofascatterbrain

SF EllaTheTuxEnder

Pauseen Phasefaller

badAtgaming130

colechicken

JamesBlonde123

That’s 8 people I dont think have been nominated yet. But here are my “unique” questions lol

1. If you could be able to talk to any inanimate object, what would it be?

2. Would you rather live in the mountains or by the beach and why?

3. If you had a chance to meet the comic character Dum Cheese, what would you say to him.

(Sorry about the last one xD couldn’t think of anything else)

Quote I like: “We need to live together, or we’ll die alone” – Jack Shepherd from Lost.

Meme I like:

Also, an unspoken rule is link back to the person who nominated you, cause I see everyone else doing it..

Welp I think thats it so thanks for reading. I know I dipped into some ACTUAL thinking while answering OY30’s third question, and if you didn’t like it, well, then you probably shouldn’t be following me.

Thanks for reading down to the bottom, I would get a signature like the sky is the limit, or life may be a game, but it’s not just one, but I’d feel like a copycat lol

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Posting Schedule (and reactivation)

Yes that’s right I am finally reactivating as an author! Because I am about to leave for summer holiday (sorry, I love sounding British), and next year I won’t have that much work I will be able to post a lot and hopefully get a lot of action on this blog.

Plans:

I have plans for this blog. Big plans.

Creepiness aside, I have a list of goals for the blog.

Cheesy Merch

I am hoping that eventually we will have enough support and enough fans to justify a Cheesy Shop. Cheesy T-Shirts, Cheesy Cups, and Cheesy Posters.

Mmmmm…cheese *drooling sound*

But if we get enough fan support and enough interest in it, then you can have your very own Cheesy Merch. Leave a comment about your thoughts on the merch and any Cheesy suggestions.

Posting Everyday

This is one of the most important things on this 2 thing list. I will try to be active and hilarious to generate attention for this blog and it’s authors. My Schedule (subject to change) is as follows.

Monday: Status Update and Announcements

Tuesday: Clash and/or Minecraft posts and Updates on YouTube

Wednesday: Series! I am planning a lot of series on YouTube (hint hint) and Wednesday will be our series day. But don’t worry! I will also be doing more series episodes, so keep reading!

Thursday: Just Posts :(. Yeah, even amazing middle-schooler’s have their limits.

Friday: Mystery Day! That’s right Cheeses, you have NO IDEA what is going to happen on Friday. You don’t know whether it’s going to be on Riley’s Backpack (Follow this blog to see if it’s here) on my or Riley’s YouTube channel’s (Follow those too) or on the bumper of a 95 Camaro (send to Cheese HQ, we’ll check).

Saturday: Break Day! I might post if I get likes on my other posts.

Sunday: YouTube Day! Another series video or a Let’s Play.

So that is my unnecessarily long post.

Be sure to Like this post (at least 5 if you want me to be active on Saturday) Follow this Blog, and follow Riley and me on YouTube, WordPress, and life (just kidding no stalkers).

 

 

 

 

 

Trouble with Titles and Types of Readers

For those of you who have thought, this one-word title stuff is the road to fame, I have recently discovered that there is a problem with one–word titles.

Although there probably wasn’t anyone who thought they were the road to fame..

Anyways, I’ve deduced that when you use one-word titles a lot, like I do, you usually end up with two drafts titled Stuff. So I’m going to try to add some variety to the stuff. So that was the intro to this long, tedious, boring Monday. I mean Monday post.

..

So, I’ve been thinking and I realized that there are three types of readers on this blog. We have the Loyals, who actually read long posts like these, the Speeders, who read those posts I do where its really just like 2 words and a picture, and the Spammers.

Now I have to say, the majority of you are probably Speeders, flying through your readers clicking like to everything you see. But we have some Loyal people who actually read every word that comes out of my brain. So today I have a poll for you, where I will see how many of you are actually reading this for the content, how many just like Dum Cheese *crickets*, and how many of you are here to leave weird comments below my posts.

So here

P.S.

Just realized anyone still reading to this point is a loyal 0-0