Undertale No Food #5

Hello there you shameless self-promos! It’s time for a very special post, another Undertale No Food. These only come out every couple months, take a lot of work to write, and are received relatively averagely, so I hope someone out there still likes these. If you want to actually understand the story and what’s happened up to this point, I encourage you to read these posts as well.

Undertale No Food #1

Undertale No Food #2

Undertale No Food #3

Undertale No Food #4

Today I’ll be trekking through most of Waterfall on my adventure to escape the Underground!

Starting off where I last saved, I talk to Sans and he invites me to go to Grillby’s. I oblige and find myself in a zoomed-in conversation with him.

I agree and trek back to Waterfall. I walked through multiple rooms and came across a hidden camera in a waterfall (not the area, actual waterfalls).

I keep walking and find myself in a room with lots of space to hide in. It also looks pretty cool.

Halfway through, I stop though because, above me, Papyrus is having a one-sided conversation with someone in lots of armor.

Once both of them have left, I continue through the bushes and am confronted by Monster Kid, an avid fan of Undyne (the armored figure). I forgot to take a screenshot of this, sorry.

In the next room, there’s a puzzle with lilypads that’s pretty interesting.

On my way out, I encounter Aaron!

I dodge most of his attacks and spare him.

In the next room, I find myself with a more interesting application of the lilypad puzzle.

After making my way across the bridge, I get a call from Papyrus about a tutu I picked up earlier.

After that odd phone call, I walk into the next room and read all of this lore.

I walk into the next room, with my shadow dripping onto the floor.

All of a sudden, FWOOSH!

Undyne is back, and this time I don’t have a bush to hide in!

So I walk as fast as the game lets me…

Sustaining minimum damage, I make it into a room of weird bushes for me to hide in. But Undyne follows me anyways!

Luckily she picks up Monster Kid (pictured above) instead of me, and I live.

Both I and Monster Kid walk out of the bushes.

As I enter the next room, Monster Kid doesn’t follow me.

*a few moments later*

Continuing through the caverns, I get another call from Papyrus.

He hung up, and I decided I wouldn’t change my clothes. In the next room, I found one more lore sign.

In the next room, I encounter a friendly octopus who doesn’t have enough water to live comfortably.

They talk for a little bit about how all of their friends moved to an aquarium in a big city because the water where they all used to live is draining.

In the next room, I find, surprise, more lore signs.

Continuing on my way, I find a little statue that’s getting rained on and give it an umbrella.

It starts to hum out a tune, and on a piano in the other room, I play the song and a door opens in the wall.

I try to take the artifact, but my inventory is suddenly mysteriously filled with dogs.

I try to “use” one of the dogs, but it absorbs the artifact and flies away.

I keep walking on the main path and take this pretty cool shot.

A few seconds of walking more, and I stumble into Monster Kid again.

He starts to follow me.

A few seconds of silence pass.

We keep walking and find a really nice view of the castle in the next room.

We soon encounter a ledge that’s too high for either of us to make it on our own, so he volunteers to let me use his shoulders.

I keep going like he said and…

SUDDENLY, MORE LORE.

In the next room, I used the savepoint and called it a day.

 

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Undertale No Food #4

Hello there you blankets of blasphemous bats. Today, it is time for our monthly post for Undertale No Food. Because they are so far apart, if you actually want to understand the story, and what’s happening in this episode, you should probably see the previous ones.

Undertale No Food #1

Undertale No Food #2

Undertale No Food #3

This post is going to be a little bit longer than the usual posts you will see on this blog, so if you read the whole thing, thank you 😀

It’s time.

I return to the world, only to be greeted by an assortment of innocent snow puffs spread across the ground.

But wait!? This snow puff has a tail??

And a head?!?!

Why, it’s no snow puff here, but a nice little puppy.

APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEIVING!!!!

I ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH GREATER DOG, BUT DON’T FIND IT IN ME TO MURDER SUCH A NICE DOGGY. SO I PET IT TO SLEEP.

Success comes easily, and I make peace with the pupper.

Continuing walking, I step onto a rickety wooden bridge. While crossing, nervous of the seemingly 1,000 foot drop below me, I encounter some familiar faces.

Papyrus tells me that he will soon activate all of these maniacal devices and destroy me!

Fortunately for us, he decides that he doesn’t want to best me using such an unfair method.

Papyrus then walks off screen to the right, and Sans stays to tell me that I should get used to “blue attacks”.

I follow in the great Papyrus’s footsteps, and find myself in Snowdin!

Walking forwards, I find a save point to rejuvenate myself at.

I then have a nice encounter with Monster Kid, with him assuming I am a kid because of my striped shirt xD

Past Grillby’s, I trot into the local librarby. Yes, librarby..

As the library is just a pit-stop, I continue right, leaving footsteps in the freshly-fallen snow behind me.

WHILE I WRITE THAT TO MAKE THIS POST MORE INTERESTING TO READ, TOBY FOX, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ADD FOOTSTEPS IN THE SNOW WHEN IN SNOWDIN OK THANKS.

I walk past a very nicely decorated house, with a pirate flag on top, and two very different mailboxes. Papyrus and Sans have a truly wonderful home.

Continuing walking, (which seems to be the main gameplay feature sometimes)

The screen starts to freeze??

I encounter my old chum Papyrus as the screen continues to get colder, and he seriously considers letting me go instead of capturing me. But then! (Top 10 Anime Plot Twists)

And the battle begins.

Little note before you watch, this battle did take me multiple tries to beat with food, so you get to watch the 4th rematch. In the first match, I flirted with him and we made plans to go on a date, but then he was too concentrated on fighting on every battle after that to talk to me much about it.

Papyrus eventually realizes that it is futile for me to continue trying, and so he spares me! Then he honors me greatly by allowing me to be his friend.

He goes into a bit of monologue that is actually important to the story so pay attention people!

He tells me that I must continue walking through this cavern, and when I reach the barrier.. well, i’ll just let him explain.

No one can cross the barrier..

Papyrus then *literally* flies away, back towards his pirate flagged house.

I traipse a little bit further, and encounter a new area, Waterfall.

I didn’t talk to any of the characters in this room yet, I just bee lined for today’s final savepoint.

And that’s the end for this month’s Undertale No Food. I really did put a TON of work *relatively* into this post (more than 2 hours spent overall playing, uploading videos, and writing). So I would appreciate if I could get to close to 8 likes?

Also, replacing Dictionary Taboo in the Undertale No Food series for now on, we have Undertale Question For You!

Today’s Undertale Question For You:

Who is your favorite character and why?

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Undertale No Food #3

Hello there you controlled explosions of thought. Today I have the long-delayed 3rd part of my Undertale No Food series. I didn’t have a lot of time, so this is a little bit short.

I’m back at the my previous spot I saved at!

I wander around for a bit, getting used to the controls again, and then walk into the next area. In a “secret” area, I find a switch, which opens up a pathway.

However, on my way to the opened area, i’m confronted by Lesser Dog!

He’s so cute!

As I didn’t have the heart to murder the little pup, I decided to pet him until his head ended up underground.

Still cute somehow!

After that, I moved on and was confronted with a short jazz track… and two dogs!

;-; i’m a monster

They were short-lived, because I need the LOVE so that I can kill future more difficult monsters ;-;

IM SORERYRYRYRY

JIOASDIPSUADNFPAIOSUNDF

IM SORRY

Back to the game….

I walk further, and solve one of Papyrus’s puzzles, then kindly inform him that his Spaghetti was fantastic.

A complicated puzzle, that the great Papyrus might not even be able to solve, what shall I do!

All I have to do is wait. The machine malfunctions and Papyrus spins away after being thwarted!

Continuing my trek, I march onwards, to find more puzzles, which are solved relatively easily.

Easy peasy!

Going forwards, I walk into the room where I know today’s big fight resides, Glyde!

If you liked this post, then like this post!

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of this Undertale post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

a musical performance given in public, typically by several performers or of several separate compositions.

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Undertale No Food #2

Hello there you phonetic hilltop monkeys! (Actually made by me!!)

Today I have the second episode of my Undertale No Food series where I basically play the game, but I can’t eat any edibles at all the whole time. The boss battle for today was very, very easy, because Toriel refused to kill me because she’s a nice goat lady,  but y’know I had to slaughter her 😦

We’re back in front of Toriel’s house!

I head in, and she has an amazing pie that she baked just for me! How inconsiderate..

why no food series why

And she has another surprise for me!

My own room 😀

I like the color scheme actually.

Apparently, I decide I am very tired, and I hop into my red twin-sized bed.

And wake up with a slice of pie that I can’t eat. Fantastic.

Then I get bored and want to leave.

She says no.

She says no.

She then realizes that she has some important business to take care of and runs downstairs to destroy the Ruins exit. I follow her, and she tells me I must be worthy or something to pass. So I realize I AM WORTHY WEEEEWW!

My video:

After defeating her, I walk down a long hallway, and encounter Flowey.

He says some mean stuff to me and disappears.

I then exit the Ruins, and WHAT THERE’S A CAMERA IN THE BUSH…

Alphys…

I continue to walk uneasily through the snowy forest, hearing noises behind me until I reach an over-sized gate. And a mysterious figure walks up behind me!

stalker alert

But don’t worry.

you chilled me right to the BONE, Sans.

It’s only Sans.

He tells me of his brother, Papyrus, a “human-hunting fanatic”, and we progress.

But here he comes, so I hide behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

lamp god.

And then Papyrus leaves to go search for more humans.

*encounter over*

Onto the next room I find a new savepoint 😀

saved

I find this beauty of a creature while walking out of the room above.

my first Snowdin monster encounter

Then I have to murder a blind dog ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

THEN DOGGO!

And.. I have to kill… the blind dog ;-;

i’m a monster

Continuing into the world, I discover Papyrus and Sans have created a puzzle for me, which I easily surpass.

Pappy…

He leaves me an obvious trail to trek through.

oh papyrus…

A snowball!

Nevermind..

I walk some more and find Sans has left me his own puzzle.

Fortunately I was able to use my mental prowess to successfully defeat the puzzle and continue.

I beat the puzzle, and reach my final savepoint for the episode!

SPAGHETTII

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of the post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

A standing light bulb with paper around it.

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Undertale No Food #1

Hello there you lamps. Today I decided to do an Undertale series since Jamie forgot to finish his! In the interest of making it slightly more interesting since many of you have already read most of his posts, i’ve decided not to use any edibles during my entire run. That means no healing items during the whole game, and the only way to get my health up is by saving at the predetermined checkpoints. This will be very difficult, and take a while to do, but I think it’ll be a fun (not) experience.

My name will be Cheese.

I wake up on a soft bed of golden flowers in a dark room.

Upon leaving the room, I find this nice flower.

He nearly murders me, but I am saved by goat-mom! (Toriel)

Led into this room, I find my first savepoint 😀

………..

Once I get through that room, Toriel leads me to a dummy and tells me to practice talking to it.

Instead I am intimidated by it and flee lol.

In the room after that, Toriel leads me through some spiky puzzle stuff and then states that she doesn’t believe in me ;-;

They tell me to take one.

I take two

I take three

But four is pushing it apparently

Toriel asks me whether I like cinnamon or butterscotch better, and I answer cinnamon by accident because I was skipping the text, even though I like butterscotch better. She tells me to stay where I am and wait for her, so I disobey, and find another savepoint in the next room.

I trek through the ruins, completing puzzles and moving stubborn rocks, until I come across the first mini-boss, Napstablook!

I mercilessly slaughter him, but alas, ghosts are incorporeal and all that.

After I get past him, Toriel calls me as I am nearing her home, and I get to my final savepoint for the episode!

Expect an episode to come out once a week, not specifically on Sunday. Sneak peak at next time:

Thank you so much for reading all the way to the bottom of the post :3

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I FINALLY BEAT SANS

THROW ME A HUGE PARTY I FINALLY BEAT SANS IN UNDERTALE. I KNOW THE LARGE MAJORITY OF YOU DON’T CARE BUT I DID IT! ONE OF THE HARDEST BOSSES YOU’LL EVER FACE IN VIDEO GAMES BEATEN BY ME!

You think he’s harmless? You’re wrong.

It took like seven total hours of fighting over a period of eight or nine days. The only reason I beat him this time is because Saoirse bet 25 cents on it, so I knew I HAD to win.

This post will mean nothing to someone who’s never been stuck on a video game boss. But to everyone that has, I have conquered my greatest rival so far.

*clinks glass of tea with you* To more difficult bosses!

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Undertale Yellow

Hello you reciprocals, today I am here to tell you about the amazing Undertale Yellow, which is a fan-game created by SpartanScooter. The premise of the game is that you are the sixth human to fall into the underground, AKA the yellow soul from Undertale. I’m going to be playing the demo later today, so i’ll tell you how that goes in the next post. You can play the demo on your own here.

Undertale Ep. #5 – Omega Flowey

Hello determination filled humans. Today, I will be bringing you my penultimate Undertale play through. Google it. It means second to last.
I beat the King Asgore, and spared him, but little old flowey came along and shot some friendliness pellets at him. He took the 6 human souls, and became ultra powerful. 
He became…. Omega flowey!!!
I fought him, and died 17 times in the process. He had crazy plant related attacks, and attacked me with all of the souls he had.
Then, Riley told me that you had to press enter when you saw the act button. That made things a lot easier, and I beat him first try after I knew this.

Then, I spared him. After a while of sparing him, he finally ran away. 
Then I got a phone call from Sans 
who explained how the underground was. then, flowey offered to let me go back in time and do more stuff. I accepted, and began anew.
I started off right before the asgore fight, and I delivered a love letter for Undyne to Alphys. 
Alphys thought I gave it to her then I started dating her.We had fun, and Papyrus started helping Alphys on being positive and stuff. I wasn’t recording at this time, so I don’t have much info on this :|.
I forgot to mention that we dated at the dump. Papyrus called and told me training went well, and to go to Alphys lab.
I went, and found a note telling me to go in the elevator to learn the truth.

Cliffhanger!!!
Continued next Saturday…
In other news, be sure to check out my cooking blog, recipes every Monday.

Sanstale – Victory Over Adversity

Hello there ya three-headed dragons with two heads, today is the day. Today is the day I beat Sanstale. Today is my DESTINY!! Let me start off by saying, if you haven’t read the last two episodes, I encourage you not to, as they are pretty boring.

But this episode.

It’s exciting!

It’s full of surprises!

It’s jam-packed with the death of Sans..

Anyways, let’s start off with the usual death count that appears at the start of this episode.

x15 this time, not that bad 😀

Brendan is playing Undertale and losing to Undyne continuously on my laptop, so I’m playing on my mom’s laptop instead. That means no new screenshots. But I’ll be sure to add old ones that are of relevance. Such as showing you the attacks now.

There’s the first attack, the locket, which basically spins around and destroys you over. And over. And over. ECT

This is the knives attack, it’s not so bad, because it’s not as repetitive as the locket. You just have to dodge a load of knives that hurl at ya.

I fail on the locket like seven times, because i’m just getting warmed up 🙂

Then I make it past the second attack, which is the knives, but die on the spinny knives.

Then I realize that the third attack varies, because I do it again and the attack is falling orange knives, and orange means you have to keep moving. Unfortunately I didn’t think and I died..

I die a few more times on the locket..

BUT THEN

OUT OF NO WHERE

A HERO HAS RISEN TO COME TO THE CHALLENGE

AND HIS NAME IS

JOHN CENA

DUM CHEESEEEEEE!

LOOKS LIKE HE’S CIRCLED AROUND THE LOCKET!! HE THEN MANUVERS HIS WAY THROUGH THE KNIVES!! AND NOW.. IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S DODGED SOME MORE SMALLER SPINNY KNIVES.. HE’S GOING IN FOR THE FINAL RUN!! SOME MORE FALLY ORANGE KNIVES GREET HIM AS HE POPS IN! AND HE MOVES PAST THEM! HOW AMAZING! HOW INSPIRING!! HOW INCREDIBLE!!

Chara’s eyes flash bright red once, and the game restarts with no death message. I know this is the end because I watched some guy do it on YouTube beforehand.

Yep, that’s the end of Sanstale. If you ACTUALLY want me to do some other incredibly difficult game, a like would help encourage me to take on the challenge..

Some other game like Die Alone?

Sanstale – Big Knives ;-;

Hello there ya people, today i’m playing the very very very very hard game, SANSTALE. As you may have remembered from last time, I got this screen:

Sixty to A hundred times! But I have a feeling that this time I’ll be able to get past the knives! I just need more DETERMINATION!

I realize last time I didn’t really make anything clear on what I was doing, so:

Sanstale is a fanmade game based on Undertale! In the game, you are Sans as you try and dodge Frisk and Chara’s attacks. You only have one health, so getting hit at all results in a restart 😛

Each line represents a try, unless there’s a x2 or 3x or a bigger number x… That means I did it two, or three, or a bunch of times..

Ok, I got past the locket on the fir– nevermind I walked back into it once it ended ;-;

Hit the middle of the locket.. x2

CONCENTRATTEEEEEEE

I made it past the locket, time to dodge some knives!!

AGHHHHHHHH I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEATING THE KNIFE ATTACK 😥

The locket got me again.. x2

Walked directly into the locket -_-

Ok.. I got past the locket.. NOW SEND ME YOU GUYS’S DETERMINATION!!

Nearly beat the knives…

I got to where the locket stops then flew into the locket cause of my silly fingers..

Beat the locket, time for knife attack D:

HOLY CRAP I GOT PAST THE KNIFE ATTACK *GRABS RANDOM FOLLOWER AND GIVES THEM A HUG*

What’s next?? I kinda don’t wanna know..

Big knives.. Big knives are next. Big, hard to dodge, spinning knives..

I died on the locket again.. If I can dodge knives, I should be able to dodge LOCKETS..

Locket……..

LOCKET…….

Finally got past the dang locket.. Time for the Riley-Patented Knife Dodge Game, or RPKDG!!

Walked into a knife..

Walked into a knife again..

Flew into locket..

Hit by first knife. I’m going to try and get a picture of the knives for you guys next time..

I died on the knives, but I got a picture..

RPKDG!!

Died on knives. It’s like Chara is pulling my eyes out with this one..

Annnnnnnnnnnnd I died on the locket..

This is the last turn, so wish me luck.

Died on locket.. That’s it for today folks, make sure to come back the day after tomorrow for some more Riley-Patented Knife Dodge Game!

Send me determination for then in the comments..

At least I tried to get you guys to respond to the post :I